Bonfligfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever gerbil.

Bonfligfeb created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfligfeb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonfligfeb, he will turn you into a duck.

Bonfligfeb's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bonfligfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.