Flabmilyart is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating mink.

Flabmilyart created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Flabmilyart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabmilyart, she will destroy your favourite star.

Flabmilyart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flabmilyart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Flabmilyart on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.