Fubgarflab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthinking yak.

Fubgarflab created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Fubgarflab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubgarflab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubgarflab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fubgarflab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing mauve boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fubgarflab.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Never mention goats.