Timpiggen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tiresome zebra.

Timpiggen created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timpiggen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Timpiggen, she will not care at all.

Timpiggen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Timpiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing violet skirts.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Worship no other gods but Timpiggen.

5. Never wear blue jumpers.