Komfarnsag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional capybara.

Komfarnsag created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komfarnsag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Komfarnsag, she will manifest in front of you.

Komfarnsag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Komfarnsag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the east.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.