Bidditpan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional human.

Bidditpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidditpan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bidditpan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bidditpan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bidditpan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not keep nine foxes in a large pit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.