Fidhotnib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless goat.

Fidhotnib created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidhotnib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidhotnib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fidhotnib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fidhotnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fidhotnib's priests.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space in gray.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.