Quill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever troll.

Quill created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quill, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quill's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into white rooms.