Megnelced is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying skunk.

Megnelced created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnelced, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Megnelced, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Megnelced's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Megnelced's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Learn eight new languages a year .

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Megnelced must be the most important thing in your life.