Karbugyik is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow lizard.

Karbugyik created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbugyik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Karbugyik, he will think nothing of it.

Karbugyik's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Karbugyik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from mauve moths for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.