Matkomveenfum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy parrot.

Matkomveenfum created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matkomveenfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Matkomveenfum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Matkomveenfum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Matkomveenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Never paint your legs pink.

5. Do not speak about lentils.