Rapbifnul is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ruthless cat.

Rapbifnul created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbifnul, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rapbifnul, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rapbifnul's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rapbifnul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rapbifnul.

2. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing violet shoes and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never paint your chest orange.

5. Never eat peas.