Stragfitvol is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane sheep.

Stragfitvol created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfitvol, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragfitvol, it will be very unhappy.

Stragfitvol's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stragfitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never sit near geese.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space in orange.

4. Stragfitvol loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.