Sid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless dryad.

Sid created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three manatees approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sid on top of all buildings.

5. Always help porpoises in need.