Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise whale.

Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed, she will turn you into a slug.

Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing fawn shoes and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

2. Worship no other gods but Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed.

3. Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Quatflag Yatneljan Tipwighabzed on top of all buildings.