Arpdutmit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental badger.

Arpdutmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdutmit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arpdutmit, it will turn you into a dog.

Arpdutmit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Arpdutmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. You must pray to Arpdutmit seven times a day.

5. Always look after injured sheep.