Huntaprowquafdogsigflow is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful chicken.

Huntaprowquafdogsigflow created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Huntaprowquafdogsigflow, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Huntaprowquafdogsigflow, he will destroy your favourite star.

Huntaprowquafdogsigflow's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Huntaprowquafdogsigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never run in the presence of cats.