Kaphamsadmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair lion.

Kaphamsadmeg created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaphamsadmeg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kaphamsadmeg, it will turn you into a rat.

Kaphamsadmeg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kaphamsadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Kaphamsadmeg loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Never skip near frogs.