Sinbetyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing newt.

Sinbetyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbetyarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sinbetyarp, she will strike you with lightening.

Sinbetyarp's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sinbetyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sinbetyarp five times a day.

2. Always obey Sinbetyarp's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing orange shoes and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.