Arfhomlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered swan.

Arfhomlarn created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfhomlarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arfhomlarn, he will have a low opinion of you.

Arfhomlarn's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arfhomlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.