Yamyikweg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty cat.

Yamyikweg created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamyikweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamyikweg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yamyikweg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yamyikweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Yamyikweg loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.