Tigflapbogdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent tapir.

Tigflapbogdog created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflapbogdog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tigflapbogdog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tigflapbogdog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tigflapbogdog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Always look after injured moths.