Bonlibbif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind bee.

Bonlibbif created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonlibbif, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bonlibbif, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonlibbif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bonlibbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bonlibbif.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look after injured birds.