Gilxuckrut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest chicken.

Gilxuckrut created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gilxuckrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilxuckrut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gilxuckrut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gilxuckrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.