Belljad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong sheep.

Belljad created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Belljad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Belljad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Belljad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Belljad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Belljad in the centre of the settlement.