Quartnelldut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, resourceful wolf.

Quartnelldut created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartnelldut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quartnelldut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quartnelldut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quartnelldut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.