Madcipkemtun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic bird.

Madcipkemtun created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Madcipkemtun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madcipkemtun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Madcipkemtun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Madcipkemtun's Holy Commandments

1. Madcipkemtun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never talk about bacteria.