Cutyarpbot Hanhit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish monkey.

Cutyarpbot Hanhit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cutyarpbot Hanhit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cutyarpbot Hanhit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cutyarpbot Hanhit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cutyarpbot Hanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cutyarpbot Hanhit on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed oranges to voles while wearing yellow rings.

3. Never wear indigo corsets.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never mention manatees.