Ditnillflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, smart grasshopper.

Ditnillflap created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnillflap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditnillflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditnillflap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ditnillflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Do not shave your chest.