Jamyok is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody dog.

Jamyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamyok, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jamyok, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jamyok's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. You must pray to Jamyok three times a day.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.