Pinrotfossnigmotmot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful butterfly.

Pinrotfossnigmotmot created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinrotfossnigmotmot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pinrotfossnigmotmot, it will remove you from existence.

Pinrotfossnigmotmot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pinrotfossnigmotmot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Pinrotfossnigmotmot on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pinrotfossnigmotmot on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pinrotfossnigmotmot.