Arpmet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient chinchilla.

Arpmet created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Arpmet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arpmet, it will turn you into a sheep.

Arpmet's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Arpmet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arpmet.

2. Erect three lead sculptures of Arpmet on top of important buildings.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not run in public.