Tonrutrut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident lizard.

Tonrutrut created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonrutrut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tonrutrut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tonrutrut's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tonrutrut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tonrutrut.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help moths in need.