Bembomrip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident unicorn.

Bembomrip created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bembomrip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bembomrip, it will come to you in dreams.

Bembomrip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bembomrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Bembomrip's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.