Gephatbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable beaver.

Gephatbot created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gephatbot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gephatbot, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gephatbot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gephatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gephatbot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.