Butragquartgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain pig.

Butragquartgeb created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butragquartgeb, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Butragquartgeb, she will turn you into a duck.

Butragquartgeb's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Butragquartgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not take Butragquartgeb's name in vain.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Butragquartgeb on top of all buildings.