Cin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart bird.

Cin created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.