Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak deer.

Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near swans.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ontdaghiglapfittag Vegrantan on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.