Yokflancun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow zebra.

Yokflancun created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokflancun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yokflancun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yokflancun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yokflancun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.