Omtdutbud Yartlibdad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous zebra.

Omtdutbud Yartlibdad created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdutbud Yartlibdad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtdutbud Yartlibdad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Omtdutbud Yartlibdad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Omtdutbud Yartlibdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtdutbud Yartlibdad.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Do not commit murder.