Bunbifrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, generous meerkat.

Bunbifrat created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbifrat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bunbifrat, it will laugh at you.

Bunbifrat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bunbifrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing gray skirts and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.