Dubdobvogkanarf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent fish.

Dubdobvogkanarf created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdobvogkanarf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubdobvogkanarf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubdobvogkanarf's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dubdobvogkanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven great tits approach from the north.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Dubdobvogkanarf.