Raktipgum Cen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring sheep.

Raktipgum Cen created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raktipgum Cen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Raktipgum Cen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Raktipgum Cen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Raktipgum Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not keep four manatees in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.