Gedgutlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable narwhal.

Gedgutlarn created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Gedgutlarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedgutlarn, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gedgutlarn's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gedgutlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gedgutlarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing mauve corsets and balancing three copper spheres on your face.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gedgutlarn on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear rings.