Tuncutfut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful bear.

Tuncutfut created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tuncutfut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tuncutfut, she will turn you into a goat.

Tuncutfut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tuncutfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.