Dagligcut Cissjipsad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving hare.

Dagligcut Cissjipsad created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Dagligcut Cissjipsad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dagligcut Cissjipsad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dagligcut Cissjipsad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dagligcut Cissjipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not listen to music.