Rillunteen Mipbem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring horse.

Rillunteen Mipbem created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillunteen Mipbem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rillunteen Mipbem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rillunteen Mipbem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rillunteen Mipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never talk about badgers.