Talhappak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating coyote.

Talhappak created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talhappak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Talhappak, she will turn you into a duck.

Talhappak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Talhappak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always wear green.

5. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.