Gunmiltag is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful
cobra.
Gunmiltag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunmiltag, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Gunmiltag, he will destroy your favourite star.
Gunmiltag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Gunmiltag's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gunmiltag in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Run away if nine ants approach from the east.
4. Worship no other gods but Gunmiltag.
5. Do not chant in public.