Dondudbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome giraffe.

Dondudbim created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dondudbim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dondudbim, it will cry a lot.

Dondudbim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dondudbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near rats while wearing fawn corsets and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.